09 July 2009

يآيها الذين ءامنوا لم تقولون ما لا تفعلون. گبرمقتنا عند الله ان تقولوا ما لا تفعلون
assaf:2-3

'with great power comes great responsibility'
-spiderman's uncle


capitals [A] indicate higher rank(rank given by themselves in other words - perasan or others or just out of seniority in age or ilmu) than normals [a]

italics [A] indicate flow of thought or self speech that others wont hear


scenario 1

a = jom kite gi makan skali (referring to a mixed sex group)
B = perlu ke bnde tu. klu tk gi pon buleh idup ape...
C = weyh, klu derang buat ko tkyah la gi...tk senonoh je...

on another day or time or place

A = lepas ni kite gi makan skali jap ek (mixed once more) ...ade org nak blnje
B = ok.

c = eh bleh plak mkn skali ek?
A = tkpe...ni utk merapatkn ukhuwah..lgpon kami jage pergaulan antare kami


scenario 2

G= eh teruk tol la derang tu naik sekerate
b= tapi bkn naik sblh2 pon
G= tk sebelah2 pon klu dah sekreta tu paham2 jela. enclosed in a small space laki pompan(said while making a face and gestures of dislike and judgmental that cannot be expressed with words)

in a different state or place or time or academical calender

B= huhu...nak naik ngn budak laki...wheeeeee
e= hmmmm...ni naik laki pompan ni...ape crite?
B= ni kes mudarat ni...tkpe bkn kami buat ape pon dlm kreta...(makin an innocent face)


scenario 3

A= alamak, ade llki/pmpn jln kearah ak la (the one sayin this is of the opposite gender la), dahla ak tk brape kenal dia. same skali tk rapat. kene tunduk ni. tengok dinding aje la, tkpun tngok tar jalan

in another corridor, of building or campus

A= eh dia lalu sini gak ek(one from opposite gnder). heeee nk cakap ape ek kat dia...bg salam dh la~


scenario 4

b= weyh, ko tlg amik gmbo ak ngn dia ni jap (boy gurl pic)
K= hmmm sowi la....tkleh la amik gmbo laki pompan...
b= ouh,....klu ramai2...?
K=ok je kot..?


somewhere else, or near sumthng else

B=eh, tlg amik gmbo kami jap
i=hmm leh ke ni?...mcm tk ramai je dlm kmpulan ni...
B=ala, kami buat keje same, nak gmbo kenangan. kami kumpulan same je bukan ape2 pon
i=ok la.....(terpakse yg rela)


ade kaitan dgn yg hidup mahupon yg mati.

45 comments:

Anonymous said...

bleh sy tumpang tnye? apakah motif post ini? kurang paham..huhu

but honestly, sy okay je dgn seme situasi..hehe..klu slh jgn marah..

Anonymous said...

uh... Allah Maha Melihat...
my b 1000 alasan bley dbri, tp setiapnyer pasti dhisab...
mga gamaknyer sumer alert lar nga peringatan ni eh...
peace no war...

Anonymous said...

kiranya sume senario takleh la?

beskal said...

sume anonymous yg komen...takut kene btg hidung sendiri ke?

buleh kot... said...

mencegah lebih baek dr mengubati...the beauty of islam....renung2 kan...

Anonymous said...

tak, cume takut kene kat beskal

hmm said...

hmm.. kene kt almost everybody terkene kot.

hmm said...

hmm.. almost everybody terkene kot.

Ku Tidak Tahu said...

ke ade org emo sbb kene reject ni? ops..

beskal said...

OPPSSSS

Anonymous said...

all senario are true...those in denial hmm..x tau la bile nk admit...and those yg admit..its good..at least they know what they do...tq mtq..i've been thinkg bout this since last yr...just feeling weard...but..just could say "hmmm??"...rmbt same hitam,hati and thoughts lain2... ;P

hygyn said...

terima kasih kat muttaqi post bende yg sgt bagus ni.

ayat quran ni berat maknanya...

ayat 2: wahai org yg beriman! mengapa kamu kata sesuatu yg tidak kamu kerjakan?

ayat 3: (itu) SANGATLAH DIBENCI di sisi Allah jika kamu kata apa yg kamu tidak kerjakan.

kpd semua, fikir-fikirkanlah ( lagi-lagi la org yg post bende ni)

namaku meme anon said...

rilek2 sudey...asik nk timbulkan isu je..

drizzy said...

when an issue is raised, it is better for every1 to reflect upon oneself, not pointing to others.

coz it is easier to detect mistakes that u see from ur eyes, than the ones that ur own hands do. sometimes when we do the same "awful" thing we didn even realized it. guess that's why we always need to be kept reminded by people around us.

think about our actions first, b4 we look upon others. no one is perfect anyway. eventhough if we think this post has nothing to do with us, we can always take it as a reminder. istighfar is the best solution. may ALLAH forgives us all.

bajet baik said...

Salam,

http://srikandisolehah303.blogspot.com/2007/11/fitnah-wanita.html

http://razzyy.com/ibadat/fitnah-wanita-terhadap-lelaki.html

http://arnida.web.ugm.ac.id/?p=25

http://www.virtualfriends.net/article/articleview.cfm?AID=15352

or you can simply google out something like "fitnah wanita" and search for yourself.

May Allah bless you all.=)

Anonymous said...

there must be a reason y mtq wrote this...i agree with him...he's not trying to create 'gaduh' here but just describing the scenario happened in our batch....its all true...but there r some who r still in denial....hope they will think wisely..;P

Anonymous said...

aku benci double standard.....

aku benci org yg cakap tp x buat...

aku benci org yg sibuk mencari kesalahan org laen walaupun x nampak sgt..tp keburukan diri sdiri yg jelas die wat x nampak pulak!!!!

aku benci org yg menjadikan kesilapan org laen sbg hujahh utk memburukkn die!!!

akuBINTANG said...

senario takdok doh loni...pecoh blako doh puok dio..mulo jah ado,main sokmo kat tv3...tapi lonih ado amir..hahah..kamon amir!!!

jln kaki said...

senario 5:
a : kitorang nk g ecm,leh tlg hntr?
b : ok
a : tapi kitorang sume nk dok blakang je.mne leh dok dpn,kan ke dkt sgt dgn driver..takot nnt timbul fitnah plak..leh kan sume skali 4 org dok blakang?
b : .......

Anonymous said...

haha. aku suke post2 mtq ni, keep it up
taqi sgt kreatif dan ensem

boloq, makwe, SKEMA, sede (captain) said...

mung ni taqi, macho gle post mung ni, cumo silapnyo, mung jah hok tok macho. dahla kena reject, rambot gulong, tok cukup inci tp well builtla. tapi gak, nangis jgk hilang mac. tok pade nge body. jalan control, bukak dad, bajet tinggi.

keto plok, ejuh besar, tapi tok laju pung. bunyi bapok derah, supo enjin motorboat. dak rokk cetong!!!

tp papepun tq ni baik. tok tinggal smyg, sene nok mitok tolong, zikir 5 jam sehari, tp kalu ngutuk oghe, 10 jam.

bereh taqi, aku serius jahhh.

masterpiece said...

ye la aku mmg x macho. dah la kene reject, patah hati aku. xde perempuan nak aku dah pasni. ye la aku x tinggi. aku jahat. boloq makwe skema sede je la g macho.

masterpiece said...

skem....using my account to say bad things is something done by those who have no dignity and no balls....dont thnk u are invincible...

Anonymous said...

kalu kene rijek pun takyah la over sgt..bertenang je la

BINTANG said...

salam semua..!!
namaku Bintang!!!

kenapa gaduh2 ni?
x baek gaduh2 taw...
baeklah..sbelum bintang mengundur diri,bintang ingin menyampaikan sebuah lagu k..kite nyanyi sama2..

''Lihat ke langit luas ..
Dan semua musim terus berganti ...
Tetap bermain awan ..
Merangkai mimpi dengan khayalku ...
Selalu bermimpi dengan hariku ...''

Anonymous said...

rilek aa, bak kate sede: "bunga bukan sekuntuN..."

sede said...

"kumbaN bukan seekor.."

lippera said...

maybe betol sebab direject br nk emo n timbulkan isu ni...
but sama2 ponder la ape yg xelok n ape yg elok...
bab kate zubir ms tazkirah time 1st yr lu, kte jgn tgk kt org yg menyampai tp look at ape yg dia sampaikan...
everyone is not perfect...kalo nk tgu orang yg betul2 perfect nk nasihat,jwbnye xjln la budaya nasihat menasihati tuh..sbb xkn ade org yg perfect
sape2 yg bajet perfect tu bleh rebajet again...haha
last words... "fazakkir inna zikro tanfa'ul mukminin"

Anonymous said...

kena rejek bukan la benda buruk, kira baik la, xde nk buat maksiat

sayekot.. said...

benda2 mcmni pon bleh jd isu hangat ek..kpd mtq, anda mmg berbakat klu nk tulih surat kabar tabloid.=j mmg berjaya menghangatkan isu dan suasana.

Iman said...

Apa yg baik kita jadikan contoh teladan, yang buruk kita jadikan pengajaran
Mafhum athar, "Hikmah itu barang kehilangan orang mukmin, di mana saja dia (orang mukmin) menemuinya dia lebih berhak ke atasnya"
- maksudnya kebaikan itu boleh datang dari sesiapa sahaja, dari mana saja, hatta orang bukan Islam, dan semua kebaikan itu, orang2 beriman adalah lebih berhak ke atasnya, kerana Allahlah yg mberi petunjuk kpd semua kebaikan, maka ambillah hikmah itu sekalipun ia dari musuhmu
Wallahu a'lam

AJEBISO said...

senario seterusnya:

a=weh,mari la gi kelas
b=bereh,meme nok gi pun
a=alah balik kito singgoh di cowboy meta
b=gak bala....mari la
a=kamon
b=mung naik keto ko?
a=dok eh,naik basikal jah..
b=la,bakpo dok naik kapal terbe?
a=doh bia,parok laluh gilire dio nyenyer gak
b=kelas gapo mulo2 ari ni?
a=dok ingat pun kawe,dok ngapa pun jadual
b=bia la kelas sapo pun,mari la g kelas..
a=comel tie demo,brapo riya demo beli?
b=muroh jah kawe beli
c=doh mung ni kecek gapo bena?

Anonymous said...

lagi2 senario...

a: nk makang mane?
b: makang mulut ah.
a: eh, molek ah,makang ikang rescue ah, mung nk dok
b: bereh blake.
a: eh, kelah xdokdoh ok?
b: bkpe xdok nyer, kang ade wak posting,
a: boh, skema ngak mung, g makang udang celuk tepong ah.
b: doh dakpe ah gitu, hbs kedit aku lame2 tepong mung.
a: tengkorak kamu, ni bukang telesiswa hok ade rives cas, aku hok tepong mung, kedit aku la hbs.
b: doh biar, beteri aku hsb.
a: ok2, bye,take care
b; bye2, see u

www.dell.com said...

waiting for next scenario.so fun reading it!

nixkcode said...

Kadang-kadang Allah hilangkan sekejap matahari kita, lalu DIA datangkan guruh dan kilat.Puas kita sedih dan menangis.Menunggu dan mencari ke mana hilangnya matahari kita...

Rupa-rupanya Allah nak hadiahkan kita pelangi yang indah.. :-)


Bersyukurlah dengan apa yg kita ada. Satu hari nanti, kita pasti akan mengetahui apakah hikmah yang terjadi sekarang, dan mula berfikir,indahnya Allah ciptakan perjalanan kehidupan aku yg silam,untuk jadikan aku ditahap sekarang..

masterpiece,
pedulik kata² org, at least ko try..dari org yg kononnya 'macho' tp takut nak try, bimbang kot² kena reject.hehe :p

AJEBISO said...

btol tu masterpiece,
kade2 kilat sabung-menyabung,hujan membasahi bumi,air huje pun ngalir dale loke derah gitu mo...hok mano rumoh bocor,tirih la atap dio.matahari pun menyinar,burung berterbangan bahagia bersama rakan-rakan seperjuangan..tau dok?kawe tamboh sket hok nixkcode tu royak..tp,meme gitu pun,sedangkan langit tu terbentang luas,apatah lagi sawah padi yang kehijauan..

masterpiece,
jangan pedulik kata2 org,kecuali kalu dio cito pasal cardiovascular exam ko,respiratory ko,demo keno dgr la..mano taw buleh soale spot untuk exam ko..

masterpiece,
hidup ni umpama roda,kade2 di atas,kade2 di bwh.tapi,demo keno jago la roda tu,kalu reng belok,takdok ore guno doh..kalu buleh beli sport reng hok mahal sket,baru gagoh sket..dok pun,maso demo brek roda tu,demo bajet laluh la duk atas...pahtu demo paking la.pahtu dok payoh guno la roda tu,wojik pun duk atas sokmo...bereh masterpiece?ni kata2 semangat nih..

masterpiece,
lenguh doh kawe nulih....babai

apa dah jadi... said...

merasa diri hebat??
mula underestimate orang??
tak terfikir other perception toward us???
well ,,at least all the above comments show the real person of "somebody",,
i belive everyone know what i mean.. hehe

Anonymous said...

I'm confused, what do you mean??

boom boom pow!!!!! said...

aje....aku rindu tulisan mu...tulis dalam blog la...haha kpda yg lain...chill out...aku xpnah rasa marah pn bc bnda2 ni...yg emo lebih ni mest da kna kat batang idung sendiri..hahahaha

Anonymous said...

aku komen suruh rilek je..ni la diri aku yg sebenar - cool..haahahahah

oghe kecek luar said...

sile translate dialog aje biso dan anon lpsnye, dok pehe gapo pung sek dio royat (????)

mata berapi said...

lalalala~~~

Anonymous said...

senario dlm tmpt komen ni lagi menarik drpd senario yg dijadikan isu..tahniah2

AJEBISO said...

dok pehe?berat la mung ni oghe kecek luar....dekpong,tageh nok kecek luar teh..kalu demo dok pehe,demo keno download subtitle dio la...demo taip www.dokpehekawe_kawekecek-luar.com

kalu demo dok pehe jugok, takpola,pahni kawe kecek luar sokmo la..kawe meme jak kecik kecek luar...demi "oghe kecek luar",kawe kecek luar sokmo la pahni..dok kiro la mano2 pun,bo la kecek klate ngn kawe dale kelas pung..

AJEBISO said...

senario baru:

a=demo ado buku browse?
b=ado,bakpo nyoh?
a=nok pinje meta,kawe nok stadi ni..
b=gi amik diri la,ado dale beg kawe,beg pink hok sandar kat dinding tu.
a=bereh,tp demo nok guno dok loni?
b=dakpo,demo guno la dulu,kawe dok kiro mano pun.
a=baik molek demo,dakpo,esok kawe tepoh buku browse so ngan feroz.
(a pun gi cari buku tu)
b=weh,jupo dok?
a=takdok pun,ko demo tohok doh?
b=wojik eh takdok?ko kawe tggl kat spital maso wak posting td?
a=demo tggl doh sero.pagak guano?
b=biarla,nok wat guano doh..malah stadi la kawe kalu buku hile,ngaju doh la..
a=berat demo,pahtu demo nok tukar kos ko?ko nok tukar skoloh trus?
(tiba-tiba....)
c=weh b,ado ore telepon mung nih!!
b=sapo?
c=dok tau gak,takdok namo,tubik nombor sajo jah...
b=biar la dio,sapo suruh telepon,tageh nok telepon teh..
c=gege telepon mung ni bunyi..bose,nok tgk tibi nih
b=dakpo,demo tgk la tibi tu,tp dgr bunyi telepon kawe tuh,dok payoh tgk la telepon kawe..
c=nyenyer budok